Citation attribuée à l'humoriste et actrice française Marthe Brandès (1862-1930), souvent citée dans des recueils d'aphorismes et d'humour féminin du début du XXe siècle.
"I don't need to get married. I have three animals at home that fulfill the same role as a husband. I have a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that swears in the afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."